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THE UNTOLD SECRETS ABOUT GAY
Finally! a way to a Gay's heart REVEALED!
Word Wonders & Philosophies
S E X
1. Scientific tests find that when women make
love, they produce double amounts of the hormone
estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and
blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you
piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just about every muscles
in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20
laps and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream,
producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually active body gives off greater
quantities of chemicals calledpheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex
7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is
10 times more effective than Valium.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the
teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restrict blood
vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.